This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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