sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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