If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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