Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
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