last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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