You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
3pm strippers are depressing
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
You brought string cheese to the strip club
did you just send me my own nude
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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