I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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