so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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