I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Randomize
