There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
How naked do you want me to be?
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