i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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