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Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
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We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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