she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
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