Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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