This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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