I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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