you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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