Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I use my feet as sexual weapons
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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