Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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