FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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