I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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