I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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