Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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