Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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