I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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