But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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