i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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