Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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