it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Drunk is not a location!
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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