Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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