Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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