Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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