They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Just pee around me
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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