The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Everyone says I win the strip club
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Randomize
