dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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