I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
