I wanna bring you to show and tell
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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