Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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