if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I am one with the molecules
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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