I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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