Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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