To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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