i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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