things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Girls should come with a carfax report
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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