dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
