So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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