a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize