So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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