How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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