You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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