Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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