you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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