thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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