Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
True strength comes from lack of pants
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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