Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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